A few days ago I was eating at a Chinese restaurant and I opened my fortune cookie to find that it contained no fortune. My little brother opened his. It had two. So I reached over and snagged one of his. His said, "A long awaited vacation is in your near future." Mine said, "Your health is important. Eat your vegetables."
I have never been so let down by the Chinese in my life.
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