Just thought I'd share.

I've started lane swimming daily to keep myself in shape and today there was a guy in the lane next to me and he was really super speedy so, I thought it would be a good idea to secretly swim-race him. Well, I got a little carried away and smoked my head on the pool wall at the end of the lane and I had to pause for awhile cause I thought I was going to black out. Now I have a lovely goose egg right on the top of my noggin.