A place so lacking in excitement, that even excitement would be boring.

Whitecourt.
Not an happening place.
It's a rig town, and no matter how many times you tell me it's not actually that unpopulated of a place, it will always be a rig town. NOT a place you want to get stranded.
So guess what happened to me and Kelsie?
We got stranded. In Whitecourt.

It does get more thrilling though. but I'm going to leave you to wait on this one a bit cause I'm tired and don't feel like explaining this story tonight.